Long Distance Relationship?? Girls Beware!!

As the world is closing in,we are reaching out for better opportunities.In such a stage it might be a little tricky to maintain relationships,handle work pressure,find personal space all at the same time.It is okay to be in a Long Distance Relationship(LDR) with someone you already know since a long time.However,engaging in a LDR with someone you've just met could be fatal.

Here's why:

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  More the Distance,Greater the Temptation:Believe it or not,LDR has its own charm.When you know you're not going to see the person any time soon,you might end up thinking about him more frequently than you wished to.You might find yourself dreaming about him and planning in your head the sweet reunion.
• All Talk,No Play,Might just Ruin Your Day:Since it's a long distance relationship,the most you guys can do is talk talk and talk.You guys might discuss what you did all day and other casual stuff,but the conversation might always turn to how much you miss each other and when the distance will end.This charm could keep you occupied and your other activities may suffer.Beware!
• Love v/s Lust: The Big day-when you guys finally meet! Since you guys have already spent a lot of time talking,you might not wanna do it any more.You may look ahead to spending quality time together.You might be really lucky if majority of that quality time is not in the bed!(If you know what I mean) Again,make sure that you actually agree to and are comfortable doing what you're doing.Don't just let him have his way in the name of He being away!
• Test:Every relationship has to pass the test of trust.Make sure even your's does.Test him for his loyalty and integrity before you take a big step and bless him with your trust.

All this advice,just so that innocent little girls don't fall prey to some playboy whose just wanted to have fun when he's in your city and get done with it.Easy sex and sex in the name of a relationship and trust are two different things.While you are in a LDR with someone who you do not know thoroughly,you might get played over or cheated.Make sure the guy is worth the wait........

Take Care Girls! :*

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction

Hey guys!

I understand you've been facing difficulties understanding women.......I believe I might have a simple and easy solution to the problem.The key is : Stop considering women as goods or a part of your property.Digest the fact that women are also human beings,just like you are.They also have feelings,emotions,needs just like you.They also get angry,frustrated and desperate like you.But they somehow have more control over themselves,unlike you!

Never mind that.You know,women,especially me,have learnt great things from men.One such theory proposed by one of my favourite men is the "Third Law of Motion" given by Sir Isaac Newton.Not only does this theory hold good in physical applications,it can also be successfully applied in our day to-day life.For those of you who are too busy eve-teasing and harassing women and never got the time or opportunity to come across this law,let me state it out for you.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

So,considering this law and applying it in our practical day-to-day experiences,we might have the solutions to majority of our problems.Like,for example,many women complain of being groped and harassed by men in public.Applying Newton's law in this scenario,I would like to remind my male counterparts that they possess a sack of utmost important substance(which is the very foundation of their manhood) outside their body.Studies reveal that this sack,scientifically called the "Scrotum" is highly susceptible and exposed.If they are treated roughly,there could be production of a considerable amount of pain.The magnitude of this pain is calculated as roughly equal to the pain involved during childbirth.(Wow! Nature has got such perfect balance!) Now if men seem to enjoy groping at women's private   parts in public,there could be women who would be a sport and participate in the act of groping as well.Guys,imagine how much fun it would be to get hit by female fists and palms in your scrotum or even getting kicked! All this happens by mere accident of course!

Now,also there have been cases of men stalking women and in some cases throwing acid on their faces.Applying Great Sir Isaac Newton's law in this case,let me remind that women are not the only creatures born with a face.Men are blessed with a face too! And a bottle of acid is easily available at any general store.Why only acid? There are other very dangerous chemicals available in the kitchen.You never know when a crazy woman would use what!

Another problem that is creating a havoc is men raping women i.e forcefully having sex with women.Now,this is a little funny crime.Why I find this crime funny is cause I don't understand why there is a need for men to Force sex on someone. Now,sex is an act where both the participating parties derive equal amounts of pleasure out of it.Ever heard someone saying No to fun? So,as per my imagination,I believe that the person raping someone is pretty bad at doing it(sex) and maybe thats why no one would wanna share a bed with him,not even sex workers who get paid for having sex! So our poor little frustrated and dissatisfied rapist who is probably deserted by his own wife and girlfriend and even hookers(if he had any) turns his head to unknown women begging them in frustration to sleep with him.Poor chap!

Science has blessed our age with great marvels.The work that couldn't be done with huge machines can now be easily done with small devices.Wonderful na?? This could prove to be pretty dangerous to our beloved wife-beating-little-scumbags! Since small and snazzy is the new in,you never know when your good old mighty slaps and kicks could be replaced by something small and more powerful.Ever wondered how much damage could a little hairpin or safety-pin cause? Off late,every accessory worn by women can become a potential threat.........