Wednesday 26 December 2012

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction


Hey guys!
I understand you've been facing difficulties understanding women.......I believe I might have a simple and easy solution to the problem.The key is : Stop considering women as goods or a part of your property.Digest the fact that women are also human beings,just like you are.They also have feelings,emotions,needs just like you.They also get angry,frustrated and desperate like you.But they somehow have more control over themselves,unlike you!
Never mind that.You know,women,especially me,have learnt great things from men.One such theory proposed by one of my favourite men is the "Third Law of Motion" given by Sir Isaac Newton.Not only does this theory hold good in physical applications,it can also be successfully applied in our day to-day life.For those of you who are too busy eve-teasing and harassing women and never got the time or opportunity to come across this law,let me state it out for you.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
So,considering this law and applying it in our practical day-to-day experiences,we might have the solutions to majority of our problems.Like,for example,many women complain of being groped and harassed by men in public.Applying Newton's law in this scenario,I would like to remind my male counterparts that they possess a sack of utmost important substance(which is the very foundation of their manhood) outside their body.Studies reveal that this sack,scientifically called the "Scrotum" is highly susceptible and exposed.If they are treated roughly,there could be production of a considerable amount of pain.The magnitude of this pain is calculated as roughly equal to the pain involved during childbirth.(Wow! Nature has got such perfect balance!) Now if men seem to enjoy groping at women's private   parts in public,there could be women who would be a sport and participate in the act of groping as well.Guys,imagine how much fun it would be to get hit by female fists and palms in your scrotum or even getting kicked! All this happens by mere accident of course!newton-third-law- hammer-image
Now,also there have been cases of men stalking women and in some cases throwing acid on their faces.Applying Great Sir Isaac Newton's law in this case,let me remind that women are not the only creatures born with a face.Men are blessed with a face too! And a bottle of acid is easily available at any general store.Why only acid? There are other very dangerous chemicals available in the kitchen.You never know when a crazy woman would use what!
Another problem that is creating a havoc is men raping women i.e forcefully having sex with women.Now,this is a little funny crime.Why I find this crime funny is cause I don't understand why there is a need for men to Force sex on someone. Now,sex is an act where both the participating parties derive equal amounts of pleasure out of it.Ever heard someone saying No to fun? So,as per my imagination,I believe that the person raping someone is pretty bad at doing it(sex) and maybe thats why no one would wanna share a bed with him,not even sex workers who get paid for having sex! So our poor little frustrated and dissatisfied rapist who is probably deserted by his own wife and girlfriend and even hookers(if he had any) turns his head to unknown women begging them in frustration to sleep with him.Poor chap!
Science has blessed our age with great marvels.The work that couldn't be done with huge machines can now be easily done with small devices.Wonderful na?? This could prove to be pretty dangerous to our beloved wife-beating-little-scumbags! ImageSince small and snazzy is the new in,you never know when your good old mighty slaps and kicks could be replaced by something small and more powerful.Ever wondered how much damage could a little hairpin or safety-pin cause? Off late,every accessory worn by women can become a potential threat.........

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